This Is A Great Chance To Be Profound...NAH!!!

Wanted...

WAS AWESOME!!!!!!

Okay, yeah, I’m doing a review.

So, I just got back about an hour ago from seeing it with my family, and everyone was thanking me for conning…ahem, I mean convincing them to see it. And trust me, it was well deserved.

That movie is seriously worth all the hype, no lie. James McAvoy is the highlight of the movie as Wesley Gibson, an office drone who is underappreciated by everyone in his life, including his best friend, who is blatantly banging his girlfriend, and his staple-happy annoying boss. This isn’t the extent of his character, but I don’t want to spoil EVERYTHING.

That actually sounded like a real review, didn’t it? Okay, I’ll keep going.

Morgan Freeman is in rare form. I’m beyond impressed with his performance, and that fracking plot twist!!!!

If you haven’t seen the movie yet, don’t worry, I won’t spoil it for you. Wikipedia has already done that if you’re interested.

ANYWAY, Morgan Freeman plays Sloan, the head of the Fraternity and the interpreter of the Loom of Fate (more on this later; depends on if I deem it a spoiler or not.)

Angelina Jolie…what can I say about her that hasn’t already been said?

She was one of the highlights of the movie, honestly. Kudos to Timur Bekmambetov (the director), and Dean Georgaris (one of the writers) for that kickass intro. Jolie plays Fox, a devoted follower of the Fraternity, which is a secret society of asassins who carry out the orders of Fate through a magical loom, i.e, the Loom of Fate.

It sounds preposterous, I know, but trust me, the special effects and the fight scenes more than make up for it.

I have to say that I do agree with Mr. Roeper in his review of the movie:

“The way to enjoy this film is to put your logic on hold, along with any higher sensitivities that might be vulnerable and immerse yourself as if in a video game…Objectively, I award it all honors for technical excellence.”

McAvoy and cast, I give thee a STANDING OVATION!!!!!

WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay I’m done. Go see it, trust me, you’ll love it.

-TK

heys!

Whassup? I just started finals today, and they’re going from Monday to Wednesday of next week, and then, SCHOOL’S OVER!!!!!!

But I really don’t have any reason to be happy about that, considering I have the most stressful summer I’ve ever had in my entire life. And I’m gonna miss all my peoples! (tear)

Fantastic. I have color guard rehearsal, two vacations, a shizzload of parties, and band camp at the end of August. Yay me.

So yeah, I’m gonna end this early and go to bed, cause I gotta get up and study and PRACTICE and do chores tomorrow. Yay.

Peace in the Middle East,

TK

okay so i lied!

I didn’t post the review. My bad. Whatevs. I saw the movie months ago, and I’m probably gonna post the review after the DVD release. (Hellz yeah, cashing in on free publicity!) But seriously don’t worry. I won’t trash someone just to get attention. I would do it because I know them, and I genuinely don’t like them. (Yeah, right. As much as we try no to (some more than others) it’s so easy to dump on celebrities. And we have to remember, they’re human too.)

NEHOO!!!!

Vaycay fun day woohoo!!!

Gotta go, dishes to do!

(Not) so Sincerely,

TKAYS!!!!!! XD

hey. hola. bounjour. salut. salve. moshi moshi. konichi wa.

I’m up this late blogging because I got back from my friend’s Sweet Sixteen around 11:30 and I ate almost a quarter of my weight in sugar, so I can’t fall asleep. But on the bright side, Death Note is on, so I get to listen to the kickass Japanese screamo opening theme and enjoy one of my favorite anime series.

What exactly is the plural for series? If it’s serieses, someone ought to change it, because that sounds awkward and stupid.

SWALTY! lol, Matt would get it…

Oh, I’m doing AP History next year, so I’m already stressed about the summer work I have to do, and I have color guard for a big chunk of the summer.

Not that I’m complaining, I relish the challenge, but God, this is STRESSFUL.

LAlalalalaallalalalalala…blurb…

I need to move the bag of candy sitting next to me. I keep getting tempted to stick my hand in and eat something.

I might just watch  Metalocalypse on Sunday. The new one looks pretty hilarious.

Since I have some extra time to burn, I’m gonna post a review. A MOVIE REVIEW!!! YEAH!!!!

-TK

hey, so yeah...

I haven’t updated in a while have I?

My bad, my internet on my laptop was just went Jack Nicholson “The Shining” on me, and if that isn’t enough, May was just, in a nutshell, INSANE! If I get the time, I’ll post a picture of my calendar and you’ll see for yourself.

Sooo, interesting things…yeah…that’s all I’m gonna say for now, but, yeah, lots of stuff, and shit, and stress, but June is all clear!!!! WOO!!!1!!!ONE!!! I have absolutely nothing to do this entire month, except for a meeting for color guard and…brace yourselves…FINALS!!!!! (loud thunderclap(that was corny wasn’t it? Yeah…))

So, anyway, I gotta get back to my homework, but I swear, I’ll do more updates, come hell or high stress over FINALS!!! (loud thunderclap).

Peace!!!

TK

so, uhhh...

I don’t really know what to say right now. Actually I should be doing my History essay (My conscience: WHICH IS DUE TOMORROW STUPID!!!!!!) but I thought I would do a little blogging beforehand (Conscience: TICK TOCK TICK TOCK!!! YOU HAVE 3 CLOCKS!!! PUT THEM TO USE DAMNIT!!!!! YOU’RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!!!!).

My mind is just shooting off in two million different directions right now. To be honest, I’m kinda scared. I always hear that we (teens and young adults) have our entire lives ahead of us, but when I hear that, I can’t help but think ‘Our entire lives’ might come to an end in the next few years. The economy is on its way to a recession, we are destroying our environment, and we’re already having food shortages (ala overpopulation). I have a nagging feeling that if we hit a rough patch this time around (I REFUSE to say reat-Gay Epression-Day; I am a believer in bad luck!) that we won’t be able to come back. The Second World War is what saved us, but if we have another war on that scale, we’re all dead.

Nuclear bombs will be used. Millions will die, and we’ll all be screwed to hell.

This coming from a citizen of a country ruled by consumerism…

We will all be destroyed by apathy.

Great, now I sound like a fucking cliche!

I’m sorry about being so negative, but you can’t help but think that’s where all this might be going.

So yeah, I’m gonna get to my essay, pass 10th grade with flying colors, go to college, become a filmmaker, (or thespian, or writer, or editor…what? I haven’t picked my major yet!), and die an old spinster with 26 cats…wait! I don’t like that ending! Alex and his fucking droogs will not be all up and through my damn house!!!!!

Peace.